
See Head Fool Seth Tepfer's Downdate/Minor Schedule Changes on 10th Fool's Fest (also see at end of text below)
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Fool's Fest
Dance WeekendApril 2, 3 & 4 (10th Anniversary)
Seth
Tepfer, Head Fool
at the
Split Tree Farm
Pavilion Studio
in the northwest Georgia mountains two hours
north of Atlanta near Chattanooga
featuring
Atomic City Rhythm Rascals
Caller: Beth Molaro
Split Tree Motley Fool Orchestra:
Walter Park Julie Austin
Alan Dynin Dan Bowles
Rob Hejna ACRR
and Friends
Atlanta's Midnight Kitchen
Young People's Fest:
Kate Taluga Gus Johnson
Julie Austin Rob Hejna
Food:
Becky Forester
Anna Sue Courtney
and you!
A Zany Collection of Contra, Waltz, Tango, Blues, Swing Dancing, Contact Improvisation, Rock n Roll and Other Foolishness. This year we will have very special fools activities for young jesters in training, small and large. Fool of fools Seth Tepfer welcomes and promises all full (and free) membership in the Split Tree Fools Hall of Fame. Expect serious and not-so-serious dancing all weekend. This being a festival of fools, beginners are needed to offset the habits of experienced dancers. We will though upon request set aside some time and space for the new and foolish at heart and foot to learn social dance basics.
First Fool's Fest Jesters-in-training Program (almost full as of
3/29--register now)
Join Kate Taluga, Gus Johnson, Julie Austin and Rob Hejna for an exciting program of activities designed for the younger hearts among us. We will share magic tricks, sing, play music, tell stories, create puppets and art, and work on a performance for Saturday evening. Since this is a foolish fest, we will also cook up some eggsiting surprizes not to be revealed to adults who might be reading. Interested parents should take note that young people will be invited to share space in the studio cabin Friday evening from 7:30-10:00 p.m., Saturday morning and afternoon during the workshops and again Saturday evening during the 7:30-10:00 dance. We will not have coverage Sunday though we will do an all camp activity Sunday morning (you can connect with Kate for eggsactly what she has in mind). Young people will be expected to participate and cooperate as a community (including siblings). Behavior within the boundaries set by the Court Jester is anticipated. Outside those boundaries and they'll be banished to your loving arms. This is not a babysitting service. It is a program of activities created for young people to enjoy. Therefore, children under the age of four must be accompanied in the studio by a parent. Activities are designed for full paticipation of ages 4-12 and we can always adjust for those even older provided they don't act like adults because we won't [well maybe Kate will, but we tolerate her].--Kate Teluga
Schedule
Friday:
6 -7:30 pm: Registration and Potluck Dinner ($3 for STF soup pot)
8:02 -10:30 pm Split Tree Motley Fool Orchestra: swing, waltz, tango, blues
10:32 -
12:30 Rockin' Contras: ACRR enhanced with Beth and Seth
Also:
late night drumming at the back pasture drum circle fire pit
Saturday:
8:31 - 9:17 Breakfast
9:30 - 10:00 Partner Warmup w/ Sid Hetzler (wear loose excercise clothing)
10:00 - 12:01 ACRR with Beth Molaro: contras, squares & absurdities
12:03 - 1:07 Lunch
1:00 - 1:45 Combine Waltz and Pivots to make Zwiefachers & general confusion.
1:46 - 2:33 Swing Swap: trade your favorite swing moves; music by STMFO
2:32 - 5:02 Hall of SethFoolery
5:00 - 5:30 Jesters-in-Training unleashed
6:00 - 7:15 Feast of Fools with Becky Forester--
8:00 - 11:55 Fully Formal Fool's Ball w/ACRR with Beth Molaro: contras, squares &
silliness
11:59 - 2:00 am Full Moon Lunacy--waltzing, folk opera, more contras and swing
Sunday:
10:30 - 1:01 Waltz and Gospel Sing/Swing Brunch w/Alan & friends
1:03 - 3:05 pm Midnight Kitchen & STMFO w/ Beth & Seth: contras, squares, swing
& folly
3:06 pm -??? Final Hugs & Serious Porching, rest before driving home, improv dance jam
Split Tree Farm is located 20 miles south of Chattanooga, TN and 100 miles NW of Atlanta in the NW Georgia mountains. Click on map page.
For more info:
For registration/housing information: call Dave Kehres at 404-633-4203
Young persons info: Kate Taluga at 850-671-5455
For general information: call Sid Hetzler or Anna Sue Courtney at Split Tree Farm:
706-539-2485
Late breaking info: www.splittree.org
Lodging: There is adequate house and pavilion floor space and also tent shelter in a large barn. For more privacy you can camp on 200 acres of woods and pasture in the NW Georgia mountains. Bring usual camping supplies. For off-campus housing info: http://www.splittree.org/housing.htm
Young Jesters: This is a family event with young peoples activities throughout the day and care during the dances in the evenings. Kate Taluga, Julie Austin, Gus Johnson, and Rob Hejna will be training the young Jesters. See note above on this new program.
Food: For Friday night, bring your picnic or
contribute a $3 donation to Becky & Anna Sue's fresh bread and hot soup crockpot
fund. For $25, five tasty vegetarian meals will be served in the Split Tree cafe by
volunteers. Several work exchange dancers are needed for food preparation, serving and
clean-up. Call the Split Tree office at number above or send email.
Serious Foolishness: Paired registration strongly encouraged, but
come anyway, even without a partner. Must wear clean non-street, non-marking,
soft-sole shoes for dancing to preserve our beautiful floor. Loose work-out type clothing
for floor excercises, such as contact improvisation partner warmup, recommended. Children
must be supervised at all times. No pets or alcohol allowed. Avoid strong perfumes.
Smoking is discouraged and is allowed only away from all buildings.
Directions: Detailed directions
available from web site, or call if no web access.
Registration:
Name, & young persons age:
________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________
Address _________________________________________________________
Day Phone:______________________ Eve Phone: ______________________
Email:___________________________
Total Enclosed: ___________________
Shelter plans: Bed______? (limited) House/studio floor space____________? Barn
space__________? (A mattress of wood shavings) Pasture tenting?________
Motel/BnB_____________? Other?______________
We welcome your registration by email or fax, but checks must be received within 7 days for registration to be confirmed. No refunds after 3/26/99. Fax: 404-378-6433 Email: foolsfest99 [@] splittree.org. Phone/Email confirmations sent after payment registration received. Single dance tickets if space available.
Cost: Cost is $50 for the weekend. This
includes the dances, shelter (see lodging) and playshops. Children under 15 are $25.
Food: (optional) is $25 for the weekend. Children under 12 are $12.
Optional $25 donation for the bunk and bathhouse building fund is welcome.
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Foolish questions: Fool of Fools Seth Tepfer - 770-784-8487 - labst [@] emory.edu
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FLIGHT INFO: Nearest public airport is Chattanooga (45 minutes); Atlanta, Birmingham, Nashville, Knoxville airports are about 2-3 hours and usually some rides can be found with the help of dancers in nearby cities.
FUTURE SPLIT TREE EVENTS: Richard Powers' Zen of Waltz weekend, Apr. 30-May 2.
(Tentative: Millennium
Eve Week at Split Tree with Richard Powers and Friends,
Dec. 27-Jan. 2
(Tentative: Split Tree Farm's first Dancer's Christmas
in the Country, Dec. 24-26)
OTHER Split Tree Workshops:
Mar. 19-21, Southeast Contact Improvisation Jam
Apr. 15-18, 21-25, Introductory and Continued Authentic Movement,
Marcia Plevin
Mar 4-9, Jazz Writing Calligraphy Workshop
Jun. 20-26, Modern Dance Choreography Camp for Kids
Sept. 25-26, A Weekend of Singing and Releasing, Elise Witt and
Jean Dunham
More info on web page. Return to main page for complete events
list.
Visitors:
Updated: 07/06/05
Fools Festival Downdate - 3/23/99
Included in this foolish missive:
o Hello & Welcome
o Single Price List
o Male encouragement (like they need it)
o Items to bring (and not)
o Updated Schedule
o Many foolish quotes
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Are you too smart for your own good? Does the conformity of antiquated gender stereotyping bore you? Do you suspect that the fashion industry exists solely for the amusement of extraterrestrials? Are you alternately troubled and amused by the howlingly foolish errors of the people in charge? Do you feel like you're living amongst a nation of zombies? Welcome to the club. -- Matt Groening
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Introduction: As Head Fool, it is my delight to tell you the latest news. The
10th anniversary Fools Fest is nigh upon us, and the excitement mounts. Several
surprise guests; a cabin full of young jesters; a near full moon; a program packed
with games, wonder, and high foolishness all will combine to make this weekend
unforgettable. Plus a time change and a (practically) full moon. What more could you
want? Well, you also get Cross-step Waltz; Zwiefachers; A Folk Opera in 4 parts
(thank you Claude Stephens); the traditional Saturday night Feast of Fools followed by the
Fully Foolish Fool's Ball (mix your favorite colors) and the Sunday Waltz and Gospel
Sing/Swing brunch-- and more delights than you can rattle your bells at.
---Seth Tepfer
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CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE BY KIDS:
Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime. -- Floyd, age 9
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SINGLE PRICE LIST:
We know you have (foolishly) busy schedules, and sometimes have to make choices. For those that can only attend a portion of the planned inanities, we have fixed the following price schedule to accommodate Easter weekend choices between dancing and other obligations:
Friday activities: $15
Saturday dance & play ( before 6 pm): $15
Saturday night ecstasy: $20
Sunday morning delights: $10
Remember, the cost of the entire weekend is just $50, and only $25 for 5 delectable meals.
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You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. -- Colette
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MALE ENCOURAGEMENT
We need a few good men. Our Male/Female ratio is slightly out of balance. Single men, please apply! Ladies, this sometimes corrects itself but leave nothing to chance and apply gentle pressure to your male partners.
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April Fools Day - That day when we recognize what we are the other 364 days of the year. -- Mark Twain
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WHAT TO BRING:
* Foolish Attire for the Saturday night Fully Foolish Fool's Ball of Fools
* Sense of Humor
* Drum for Friday night bonfire & drum circle
* Face Paint (washable, safe)
* Best jokes and riddles
* Soft soled non marking shoes
* Sense of Wonder
* Desire to Dance
WHAT NOT TO BRING:
* Cares
* Fears of Dancing
* Worries
* Bills
* Dance Nazis
* Hard soled shoes; street shoes in house or on dance floor
* Seriousness
* Bad jokes or puns (okay, you can bring these)
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You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, ...... and that is sufficient. -- Not Lincoln
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[Note: Volunteers are welcome for painting the studio/house this Saturday and Sunday, 3/27-28--call Don Walker, 615/847-0133; and there's a Chattanooga contra dance Sat. night or STF jamming]
UPDATED SCHEDULE:
THURSDAY April 1, 1999
Come early, help set up, sleep over
FRIDAY April 2, 1999
6:00 - 7:30 Registration & Potluck (or $3 for Becky's soup)
8:00 - 10:30 Swing, waltz, tango, blues: Split Tree Motley Fool Orchestra (STMFO)
8:47 pm Moonrise
11:00 - 12:30 Contra & Squares: Atomic City Rhythm Rascals & Seth Tepfer
12:30 fool down; whispers time - unorganized music; drum circle & bonfire
SATURDAY April 3, 1999
8:30 - 9:15 Breakfast
9:30 - 10:00 Partner Warmup with Sid Hetzler; Alan Dynin at piano
10:00 - 12:00 Contra & Squares: ACRR, Beth Molaro calling
12:00 - 1:00 Lunch, caller square-table
1:00 - 1:45 Zwiefachers, Alan on piano
1:55 - 2:30 Swing Swap
2:30 - 3:00 Swing Dancing: STMFO
3:00 - 3:45 The New Cross-Step Waltz: Seth, Alan, Walter and STMFO
4:00 - 5:00 Crazy Contras & Sethfoolery: ACRR
5:00 - 5:30 Jesters in Training
5:30 - 5:45 10th Anniversary Photo Op - all fools show up
6:00 - 7:30 Feast of Fools
8:00 - 11:45 Contras & Squares: Beth Molaro & ACRR
10:35 Moonrise
11:45 Folk Opera in 4 Movements
12:15 - ??? Waltzes, Blues, Swing
2:00 Suddenly becomes 3am: Lose an hour - spring forward (fall back)
SUNDAY April 4, 1999
9:30 Dance Fools SunRise Vigil - Kate / Lynn and community
10:30 - 1:00 Waltz/Gospel Sing/Swing Brunch: Alan Dynin & Walter Parks
1:00 - 3:00 Final Contras: Midnight Kitchen & friends with Beth & Seth
3:00 - ??? Final Hugs
3:01 until - Serious Porching, rest before drive home, improv dancing
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A few more quotes:
My girlfriend has a king sized bed. I have a court jester sized bed.
--Steven Wright
Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel that you've done a permanent job.
If a million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
-- Anatole France
"All right, then. There are four kinds of people in this world: Cretins, fools, morons, and lunatics." "And that covers everybody?" "Oh, yes, including us. Or at least me." -- Focault's Pendulum - Umberto Eco
I asked professors who teach the meaning of life to tell me what is happiness. And I went to famous executives who boss the work of thousands of men. They all shook their heads and gave me a smile as though I was trying to fool with them. And then one Sunday afternoon I wandered out along the Des Plaines River, And I saw a crowd of Hungarians under the trees with their women and children and a keg of beer and an accordion. -- Carl Sandberg
